You can't argue with Manford's winning pedigree, but you can argue with how important he was to those wins. The only other Daboogie with two championships under his belt. Luckily if his weak ankles give out, he's already been carried to two championships so what's one more. Maybe after a third championship Renee will finally be proud.

Following a heroic performance in basketball last year Zach was awarded a well deserved MVP for Team Matt. He looks to carry that success forward and earn his first ever Daboogie Games Championship. Also a candidate to be a captain next year so make sure that trash talk is strong.

In the same year Alex started a new job he's also picking up a new role in the Daboogie Games. This first time captain is trying to redeem himself after being stuck on Matt's shitty team last year. The question with Alex is whether his heart is in it — effort has been his downfall in the past. Sorry about the picture choice Al 💗

Duncan followed up a team MVP performance on Team Cody with another MVP performance on Team Chras. After that absolute idiot Matt passed on him, he made him pay for it. Duncan is the Vegas favourite for another MVP this year. Just make sure he doesn't destroy his body during basketball.

"Damn Bobby I'm Bout to Bust" — and speaking of bust, that brings us to Cody. A former captain and first overall pick with nothing to show for it. An underachiever both years. I'm starting to wonder if Cody will ever reach his potential. Hopefully his semester at McMaster teaches him how to win something. Fingers crossed he doesn't take this L to Manitoba.

Coming off a triumphant victory with Team Chras in 2021, Logi Fitz looks to lead his own team to a championship he can truly claim as his own. Can Logan stay away from Shot Island™ long enough to carry his team to the top? Or would he rather win Shot Island™ than a second Daboogie Games Cup? Hopefully his team has a better showing than Cowabunga did at the pizza taste test.

Oh Justin. He'll be the first to tell you he should be the last pick every draft and that he's the "Least Racist" in the group, but neither of those things are true. Justin has underperformed at the games. Man Mountain Moses is going to have to work overtime to stop Daboogie Cup from being another married woman he admires from afar.

The 2021 winning captain is looking to take another bite of victory. One of only two Daboogies with a chance to Three-Peat, Chras is really looking to sink his teeth into GOAT status among the boys. He backed up his words last year and there isn't much reason to doubt him. Chras would love nothing more than to add "Record Breaking" to his beat making, ankle taking resume. The pressure is high but I bet you Chras is higher.

The undefeated undisputed Daboogie Games champ. This absolute GigaChad is only ranked so low because everyone is jealous of his Steeze. The only thing that can stop Richard is sports, and this year we reduced the sports by 50% — which means he'll probably be able to stand up during Newfie Horseshoes, increasing his chances of winning by 200%. It's hard not to get bricked up thinking about Dick Tang crushing Daboogie Betas this year.

0-2 at the games that he created probably should be ranked a little lower, but he jerked off the writer. Though he hasn't won yet, Matt has been a key contributor both years unlike Cody. Nobody in the games is hungrier than Big Gravy — literally and figuratively. The rest of the guys don't understand how much he needs this to ensure "The Year of Matt" doesn't end up being "The Last Year of Matt."

The Youngest of the Youngs makes his long awaited return after a year absence. Last time Carson was in the games was... something. You can always count on Carson for entertainment and the value that can have for a team — isn't a lot honestly. What Carson brings to the table is unique, whether that's good or bad is up for debate. They don't make too many people like Carson though, and that's not up for debate. As long as he keeps it in his pants we're stoked to have him back.

There is a person. They have been seen at events. Multiple Daboogies report having spoken to them on at least one occasion. They drink something. They are of average to above average height depending on who you ask. Their first name may begin with a letter. It has been suggested that they own at least one item of clothing. Whether they are currently in this room is not something this page is prepared to confirm or deny. The Daboogies are aware of this individual and have chosen not to elaborate at this time.

The Pepsi Tower looks to regain his former glory. After a great performance in 2020, Jordon's body decided it was all downhill from there and tried to take itself out early. Persevering through that was the only win that mattered in 2021. This year the artist formerly known as Big Lanky is representing not only the entire Pepsi Brand, but also has to follow up the legendary performance of Dave Lang. They say the sequel is never better than the original. They also say Coke is better than Pepsi.