The Daily DaBugle

Local man and wise guy who thinks he can predict the future headlines of this publication, Logan F. really, really, really, misses the boys. Despite countless attempts from the boys at a reunion Logan is often inexplicably absent. Many Daily DaBugle subscribers have been wondering how someone can claim to miss the boys so much, yet have such bad attendance at functions where the boys are together. Some readers have even gone as far as to question whether or not Logan actually misses the boys. Our team has reached out to Logan many times for comment and have always been met with radio silence. Once again raising our suspicions about the legitimacy of Logan’s claims. We here at the Daily DaBugle would never want to report Logan’s clear pandering as news, so we will no longer comment on the situation until we have uncovered the entire truth. Much like Logan an update might stop by later, but don’t get your hopes up.

Hello Daily DaBugle readers it’s your pal Logan again. I just wanted to let everyone know that it’s very lonely here in Logan Land, I really miss the boys. Drinking southern comfort just isn’t as comforting without the comfort of my friends, Liv is getting really sick of me shouting Bilbo Baggins and now she won’t even watch The incredible Lord of the Rings trilogy with me anymore, what a shame. I’m also worried about how desperately I need Dave L.’s approval, if he isn’t proud of me I’ll never be proud of myself, anyways just wanted to check in hope you guys are doing well. That’s all, I hope to see you guys again soon thank you for taking the time to read all of this.

It’s Logan btw

A shocking update has been uncovered in our attempts to procure the dangerously pale Zach M. from Lake Daboogie. Our hawk-eyed team were able to catch a glimpse of this wild lad making eyes and smiling with what appears to be a wild lady! The discovery has certainly created quite the uproar in the community as we were under the impression that capturing Zach was a united effort. Now it appears that for one devious dame the only goal was capturing Zach’s heart, gross. Our team is working as hard as we can to determine the identity of this wicked wench once believed to be one our own and we hope to have an update soon. There is reason for our team to believe that this tricky twosome is working in cahoots with Mr Mud. Potentially starting a new regime on the once great, safe, and free, Canadian waters of Lake Daboogie. The Soup used to be for drinking and relaxing but now it’s harbouring fugitives, monsters, and who knows what else.

Stay Safe out there Daboogies.

We are heartbroken to reveal that our team was able to match the identity of the Lady of the Lam to our dear friend Megan S. Megan has been a contributor with The Daily DaBugle in the past. She has provided us plenty of the photos you’ve seen in our daily features. We are going to continue to use her work without compensating her. We are not proud of it but that’s showbiz.. We’ve also received a shocking new photo (seen below) from a different completely unpaid and uncredited photographer, which seems to verify our fears that Mr. M. and Mr. Mud are in fact working together. Who can stop this dangerous regime? Our kingdom needs a hero.

In a tragic twist, Local celebrity ‘Hollywood’ Cody F. has been Kidnapped by the Mud, M. & Megan regime. We’ve received a few photos from an anonymous source where Cody is CLEARLY being tortured by these monsters. You can see the suffering on his face. Who knows what kind of evil tricks and tactics they’ve used on him. Now they’re using his suffering to taunt the rest of the community. Something has to be done they must be stopped. No more waiting for machine hour we need to act now before it’s too late! We need to bring back The Old Cody and restore him to his former glory.